Some Auto Suggestions

Bill Holman has given some suggestions for the prevention of automobileaccidents. His advice is as follows: Check the wheel-make sure that a loose nut isn't holding it.

Be sure the Miss in the motor is sitting beside you.

Don't race trains to crossings. If it's a tie you lose.

For jaywalkers every year is leap year.

Be sure the only crank in the car is in the tool box.

A pedestrian is a man who missed the payments on his car.

If you must have a blowout have it at home.

A bird at the wheel is worth two in the ambulance.

Beware of green drivers on red lights.